The end is near

Today is my Humanities final, tomorrow is my last Health test, and Monday is my final critique for Design. Hooray! Now I will have a few nights that I will actually get to be home, make a real meal, and dare I say it? Make plans with people! Crazy, I know. Here's the weird part: I'm going to kind of miss my Design class. I know I bitched about how much I hate the people in it, and the amount of money I had to spend on it, blah blah blah, but it was kind of fun...

Give me a freakin break

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/27/coke-found-in-lohan-dui-invesitagation/

What an idiot. She's another one I'm sending to the Island. You know the Island where useless people are sent before they can procreate and then we blow it up...

Ready, set, summer

I love love LOVE long weekends. I just had a great one! Saturday Nicole Darcy and I celebrated Darcy's graduation with attempting to mingle at a reception presented by USD, but we turned out to be basically the only guests as the actual commencement ceremony went way over time. So we took the party to Gordon Biersch and after a few drinks (two words: pommegranite mojito) we were all burping up garlic fries and took it back to the Casa to watch Apocalypto. Turns out it was a pretty OK movie. Sunday the three of us maintained the long standing brunch tradition and enjoyed some sunshine at PB Bar and Grill, good times. This was a great kick off to summer! It was really nice to just relax and hang out with my ladies. I can't wait to finally be able to see my friends and play in the sun!

Do you smell that?

Last night was the last class for Humanities, the test next week and I'm done! I can't believe that this semester is finally almost over. Hurrah! I am going to miss some of the antics of the crazies that go to school there though. Last night, I got in the elevator with a few other people and as the doors were about to close this guy does that sneak sideways Mission Impossible style in. As the elevator is slowly making its way to the fourth floor, I smelled something weird. At first I thought that it was some KMart style rank perfume, but no, that wasn't it. It was a familiar smell though, it reminded me of parties in college and tubing on the Otter Tail. Then I looked over at the fat Ethan Hunt, he took a nice lingering swig of a BEER and did the commercial "Aah" thing. The rest of us looked a little weirded out that he was straight up having a brew on his way to class. I think it was at that point that he became cognizant of the fact that there were other people in the elevator and did that stupid thing where you hold the beer can down at your side hiding it behind your hand (you know, how you carry a beer to the next dorm over). This only makes it more obvious that you know you are doing something wrong, and you look like a tool holding your arm stiffly at your side.

I believe!

Right now I completely believe in fate. The greatest thing has just happened to me! I have been looking for a particular pair of shoes for a while and haven't really been able to find anything close enough for under $60, but today while I was cruising around piperlime.com I found them. On sale. And here's where the fate part steps in: the only size they had left was an 8.5. It was meant to be!

Enjoy...

Jerks!

The Wig Thieves

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Why is it that as soon as your boss leaves for the day (or long weekend...YES!!) you lose all drive and ability to do work? My boss left at about noon today and I have spent the afternoon reading celebrity gossip, filing my nails, show shopping and "checking the fax" to make sure to keep up the guise that I'm a useful employee.

Underpants, PLEASE!

I know that some people feel that wearing underwear is optional. Every once in a while with tight pants, or a skirt with that fabric that shows EVERY line, it is arguably acceptable. BUT if you are a dude and wearing low slung pants, underwear is a MUST. Here is a simple test for determining when you need to wear undies:
1.) With any sort of movement could my no-no place be seen? Yes = Undies, No= your choice
2.) Have I worn these pants prior to now without a wash in between? Yes=Undies, No= your choice

These are the general guidelines I wish someone would tell the dude who was on the elevator with me at Mesa last night, who when he lifted his arms to put on his backpack revealed to the rest of us in the elevator his whole (unruly) bush. The horror could have been avoided if he'd just thrown on a pair of chonies...

Sydney Salvi

The mother of my best friend from high school died this week. If you know her, and even if you don't, say a quick prayer for Molly.

Archives

http://delicateleah.spaces.live.com/

This is the link to the old blog. Since MSN takes forever and a day to load my pics, be patient if you want to wade through the archives (I reccomend it, good stuff there) and see some pictures...

Lettuce of the Damned

So, you know how sometimes if you get a salad from a fast food type of place the lettuce may not be the freshest and if gives you tummy problems? Well, I know this feeling intimately as I eat a lot of salads. I had this situation happen to me yesterday when I opted for lettuce instead of spinach on my sandwich from Subway. To a normal person, this would not be a topic of note, but as I am weirdly paranoid about food, every time this happens I am CONVINCED that I have just contracted the Ecoli virus. Then, I usually get the Ecoli virus confused with Ebola, and am constantly checking to make sure my eyeballs aren't bleeding. This then leads to flash backs to 28 Days Later, and I'm pretty sure that the Ebola/Ecoli that is running rampant through my system is the rare mutant form that will kill me in my sleep and by tomorrow I'll be the walking dead slowly shuffling around looking for some "Braaaaaaiiins"... Since I'm here writing this entry, I think it can be safely assumed that I'm fine and will not be attempting to snack on any of my fellow employees today. Whew.

Giving it a whirl

MSN live spaces is sort of sucking my butt right now, so we're going to try this place. Now, if I can figure out how to get my pictures all up on here...