Do you smell that?

Last night was the last class for Humanities, the test next week and I'm done! I can't believe that this semester is finally almost over. Hurrah! I am going to miss some of the antics of the crazies that go to school there though. Last night, I got in the elevator with a few other people and as the doors were about to close this guy does that sneak sideways Mission Impossible style in. As the elevator is slowly making its way to the fourth floor, I smelled something weird. At first I thought that it was some KMart style rank perfume, but no, that wasn't it. It was a familiar smell though, it reminded me of parties in college and tubing on the Otter Tail. Then I looked over at the fat Ethan Hunt, he took a nice lingering swig of a BEER and did the commercial "Aah" thing. The rest of us looked a little weirded out that he was straight up having a brew on his way to class. I think it was at that point that he became cognizant of the fact that there were other people in the elevator and did that stupid thing where you hold the beer can down at your side hiding it behind your hand (you know, how you carry a beer to the next dorm over). This only makes it more obvious that you know you are doing something wrong, and you look like a tool holding your arm stiffly at your side.